Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,

Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,
Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,


Dil Ki Dharkano Ko Tham Lijiye,


Naak Band Krlo Apne Apne Q K
Pappu Ko Paad Aa Rha Hy... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2795 views       Funny

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Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D
"Aaj Ki Dua"

Ay Mere
Allah Pak!!!

Aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf

Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki

Qabuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein!

Ameen
HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Kuch Nahi
Aise Hi "Last Over"
Yaad Aa Gaya
Ajmal Ka . . . =P =D
8 Saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki


Aur


Aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs Ki

Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai

GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
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"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,


Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !