A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
Bewaqofon Ki nishaniya::: 1.Hamesha bewaqt misscall karenge………. 2.SMS muskura k padenge…………. 3.niche mat padna……………. ………… ……… ……………………….. ……….. Jo bat mna karo wo zaror krenge
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye