''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??

''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??

G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE

SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''
  

May, 24 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     1869 views       Funny

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Kon hai?


Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

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Wo Aisay bachai k

Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?

Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga

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