Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .

Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .




Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai








Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno




















"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     1951 views       Funny

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Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,




"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,






Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,







Apka Reply aye ya na aye,



Lekin...







Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?


A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

Baccha Apni Ammi Ko Bager Mekup K Dekh Kar Chillaya ..
FARAZ

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Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein.
Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein. . :-D


1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.
Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!


Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,

Lardki: Choro na,

Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,

Lardki: Choro na, App B.

Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha..


Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:


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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P