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sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
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sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:
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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
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Son:I Wana Tel U Something
Son:I Wana Tel U Something
Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating
(Aftr Eatng)
Father : Now Tell Me.
Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
chota tha tabhi dekhne nahi mili koi mil gaya...
ab dekhta hu mein reshma ki jawani...;->
ao chupan chupai khelty hen
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab
Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab
"Kuttapan"
Main Likhtay Hai K
"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay
Dun0 Surton Main Teeka
Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
kameeni msg padhne wala
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho
2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
What Is The Meaning Of
What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???
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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi
Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
i haven tasted food
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."
Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya
Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN
Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.
Aur
Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
tum to 14v ka chand ho
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
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