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sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
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sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:
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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
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Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?
Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...
Never think more
Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .
Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .
Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->
Shaadi ke pehle
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
-=- Height Of Progress -=-
-=- Height Of Progress -=-
A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->
Lady 2 accountant:
Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P
S t r a n g e
S t r a n g e
Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just
How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
Misuse of English!
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi
Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That
Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That
All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,
Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!
wo kya cheeze he jo
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?
Socho ?
Ans-SHANTI
Sardar Jii Tuwanu
Sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi Naal Pyar Nai Hoya . . .? ? ?
Sardar Jii: Yaar Hoya Te Hai
Lekin O Mandi Hii Nahi
Bus Ena Kendi Ae ''''I Love U''''
Pata Nai Ullu Da Patha ''''U'''' Kon Hai . . . ;->
Keeping A Place For Me
Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Heart Is Ok
But
Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Mind
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Mite B Dangerous
Coz Ppl Say . . .
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I''m Mind Blowing . . . ;->
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