sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     3307 views       Funny

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Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :


Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!
Hey !

Do u want a new ring tone?
wait 5,,,secs..


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Nice Tone ?? "Ha Ha Ha Ha"
Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoys a sticky bun
I''m glad u are my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen


na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen



kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo



najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''
Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah











Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

















Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Zindagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain:

eik,
Acha or mukhlis dost

dusra,
Sacha Pyar

or
Teesra....
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Meetha kharbuza... ;->
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!