sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2906 views       Funny

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In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?




Think








Can''t answer









I Tell U









The other 9 fish are crying ;->
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!:
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,

agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,

haathi bhi kahin chup jata,

aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,

pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
Don''t Love Reliance Girl

She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl

Don''t Love Hutch Girl

She Follows U Where Ever You Go

So Love Only Landline Girl

She Will Be At Home.
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

In US
30min it caught 20thievs

In UK
30mins 30thievs

In India
30min 90thievs

Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
Shahrokh Khan Shotting Mian Attnay Busy Hotay Hian K Ghar Ana Bhool Jatay Hian...
Aur Un K Bachay Bhi Bhool Jatay Hian Un Ka Papa Kon Hia...
Achank Shahrokh Khan Ghar Attay Hian Aur Bachay Zoor Se Chalatay Hian....
Mami .. Mami...Dakho To Zara Hamray Ghar Shahrok Khan Aay Hian...
Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies



For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->


Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...