sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2775 views       Funny

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Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?

Zardari : Beta White

Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain
Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
??
Ullu
??

Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''


Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?





halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?

Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain

Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,

Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)


Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy

"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)
''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !


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My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->