everyday i wait for ur msg

everyday i wait for ur msg
Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then


I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.
  

May, 13 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     1990 views       Funny

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