2-things in life that

2-things in life that
2-things in life that are more PAINFULL than DEATH:-1) when someone loves you & doesn''t tell you,2) when someone doesn''t love you & tells you.
  

May, 21 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2174 views       Funny

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Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aayegi . . .


Sahi Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Sundar Larki

Tumhain



Tumhari




Bhabhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?

Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
Why Is A River Rich?



























































































Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!

Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->
Kanjusi ka matlab kya?





Na call, na sms mila?





Parh parh msg hasda ja?



Saadi ker na koi parwah?




Mera balance muka?





Te apne set nu taala la
''Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

K


K

K

K

K

So Rahe Ho Kya??''
The worst way of missing some one is...
























like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->
Never Mind People. . .

When They Say U''re Mad

B''coz
They Always Mean To Say You

M = Make

A = A

D= Difference. . .
Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...

Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->


Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb
Ko Us Ka Haq Nahi Dila
Sakte Tou Jo us k Paas
Hy Wo Bhi Cheen Lo



Asif Ali Zardari ... ;->
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se




1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha



(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)




Wrna!












INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->