Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Balle balle

Haye shaawa

Chak de phatte

Aha ahaOoo...

OoOoO...Oo

Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..

Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo

-Kyunke-

Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a

May, 22 2010 326 chars (3 sms) 2954 views Funny

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Good time, bad time, night time,

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time

wese tusi na.....

wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)

Tongue Twister

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

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Say it!

Want To Improve Your Relationship .

Want To Improve Your Relationship . . . ? ? ?

...

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See Love As A Verb Rather Than As A Feeling . . . ! ! !

Q: Why is Christmas jus

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->

d card k golden numbers dikhao?

Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain..

Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,

“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..

Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,

Jab Subha Jago tu
KALMA
Pahro,

Jab Pani Peene Lagu To
BISMILLAH
Pahro,

Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHAN ALLAH
pahro,

Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu

tu

tu

LAHOL WALA
Pahro :)

Choose 1 Option:

Choose 1 Option:

If U r..
muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs

If U r..
christen=sms me

If u r..
hindu=miss call me

If u r..
sikh=no answer

Ab faisla kar Lo!

Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?

Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?

Mujhe pta he,
kyuki
5star
munch
cadbury
nestle
ye sab
0.50 paise ki nhi aati.

A-Aik lady apny

A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8

Imagine World Without GIRLS

Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

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