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Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Balle balle
Haye shaawa
Chak de phatte
Aha ahaOoo...
OoOoO...Oo
Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..
Mauj mana lo
Tak taka tak
Tak taka tak
Duzzz..Duzzz..
Bishken...Bishken
Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo
-Kyunke-
Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a
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''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
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"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
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Gurr
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Bowwwooo
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Bow Bowoooo
O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate
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Kia Name Socha Hy
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bachpan mei ki muhab
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Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
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Chery:
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Really
U Just Have To
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