Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Balle balle

Haye shaawa

Chak de phatte

Aha ahaOoo...

OoOoO...Oo

Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..

Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo


-Kyunke-

Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a
  

May, 22 2010     326 chars (3 sms)     2703 views       Funny

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aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain ahi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)
Zndagi Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho
Kch Hasil Krna Ho To Hmesha Apne Dimagh Ki Suno
Agr Dimagh Se B Koi Jwab Na Aye To
Ankein Bnd Kr K
Socho



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Mere Pas Dimagh Hy??


...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai :)

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..

Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai,

Kion k..

Talawar se

Shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta
If U Hve Any Problem

Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:


If U Don''t Hve Any
Problem !

Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao





I''ll Create Problem










Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais
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Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''
Yaar
Ye Dekh...







Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.