Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Balle balle

Haye shaawa

Chak de phatte

Aha ahaOoo...

OoOoO...Oo

Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..

Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo


-Kyunke-

Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a
  

May, 22 2010     326 chars (3 sms)     2558 views       Funny

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Kyonki
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Talked too. . .

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For


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Explain


''The Success Of Those
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