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May, 24 2010
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Land lord
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.
Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.
wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>
What is the Limit of telling aliE?
What is the Limit of
telling aliE?
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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..
Nipa Chowrangi
Breaking News!
Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar
Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai
To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi
Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,
Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay
"O Pai! Koora Edhron
V Chuk Ley"
Hahahaha
what wud u do
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??
crow-ko-dial :)
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
mujh sey pehli see
mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,
mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai
Miyan mithu choori khaao gey?
Miyan mithu choori
khaao gey?
Kya kaha nahin...
main bhi kitna bhola
hoon kawway ko miyan
mithu sam jh raha hoon.>
Why we don''t study whole year &
Why we don''t study whole year &
Spent sleepless nights during Exams?
Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,
Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!
apni pasand ka fruit
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:
Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
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