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1 Pathan Apne

1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha

1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"

Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->

Shuru

Shuru

ALLAH ke naam se

JO bara rehm wala ha

main pana mangta hun us shetan se

jo

jo

jo

jo

mera sms perh raha ha

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya

Zaroorat Khan.

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???

Zaroorat Khan.

Which Was The First Nike Shop?

Which Was The First Nike Shop?

Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In Pakistan

(Naai Ki Dukaan)

Bhabi

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

teri zulfon main kh

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Press Down if u

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can''t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Hi Agar Aap Dunya Main

Hi

Agar Aap
Dunya Main
Kamyaabi Hasil
Krna Chahtey
Ho Tou

Mehnat Karo

Button Dabane Se Kuch Nahi Hota … ;->

I Love U Yes I Love U

I Love U

Yes I Love U

Sach Main

Please Beleive Me Yaar

I Love U

Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->

"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...

"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...
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Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana..
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(',')dekha kitni
<))\funter
_l?bachi hy yaar..

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