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May, 24 2010     124 chars (1 sms)     2545 views       Funny

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If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book
Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-
Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein

Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?

Munna Bhai:Simple Yaar...

He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"



"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.
1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->
Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!