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May, 24 2010     124 chars (1 sms)     3053 views       Funny

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''Tusi boht great ho........

Rusgulay di plate ho......

coce di krate ho........

ande da aamlate ho.......\''


1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???

Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,

Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->
A Day Will Come . . .

When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE

Your NAME

Yur FAME

Your PERSONALITY


Your THOUGHTS

Your VIEWS

But Keep In Mind

April Fool Comes Once A Year

Congratulations

Its Ur Day ;->
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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)
Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
Dad 2 son:when i beat u how do u control ur anger? Son:i start cleaning Toilet. Dad:How does that Satisfy u? Son:i clean it with ur ToothBrush...
A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)
...She Replied: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was Caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last Chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She Immediately Said:
"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her Saying:
''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa