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May, 24 2010
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Sardar g:
Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..
Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?
Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->
go in2 dark rum
go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....
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nw read!!!!!
Breaking News!
Breaking News!
Rwlpindi K Qarib Musharaf K Qafle Pr Khofnak Bom Blast,
Sadar Samet Kayee Aala Auhdedar Halak.
Is Khabar K Armaan Mei
2007 Chala gya ;->
Ae item, kesa hae
Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi ni.Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega
1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
yeh ladkibrbruff
Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..
Free Call From Any Network
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
Sir to student:
Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho
Are You Fluent In English .?
Are You Fluent In English .?
Read It Fast . . .
Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
A Girl asks boy
A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??
Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it
Girl : What ?
Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
Ek Chota Baby
Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .
" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "
Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai
" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx
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