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May, 24 2010
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->
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Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!
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Since we have the same blood group,
I am going to donate some blood for him.
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Just
Open ur report cards
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Jaega;-)
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Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
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Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..
ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!
Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
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Itna busy b na raha karo,
kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.
Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.
Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
Mujay b send karo
‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr.
The more I learn
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Man 2 pathan:
Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?
Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.
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