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May, 24 2010
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Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta
Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai
" Akhri Aram Gah "
Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga
" AKhri Haram Da "
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Sorry Musharaf Shab
Kiya KAru public Demand HA
uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.
Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)
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BEWAQOOF kahin kA
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April Fool ko msg DhoomdhtA hAy.
Andhi Chlay To Sab Se
Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?
Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.
Na
Darwazay Bajtay Hain,
Na.
LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn
Na. . .
Comm0n Sense
Yaar
"LIGHT JATI HAI"
Happy Aandhi Night
Free stay Free breakfast
Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don''t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
mothers quote th
Mother''s Quote
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
awam ki purzor farma
AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...
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Aik bAr Phir:
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EiD MubArAk... =P ;->
Teacher Asked A Student
Teacher Asked A Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ?
Student : Jii, Pehle Butt
Phr Rajput
Phr Darzi
Aur
Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->
Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun,
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?
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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
If I had a spy camera...
If I had a spy camera...
i''ll snap ur evry moment...
evry smile...
evry memory...
n keep...
in my...
kitchen to scare the rats...
4 things bOys dO in exam hal
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
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