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100 Rupay Ka note mila
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100 Rupay Ka note mila
100 Rupay Ka note mila
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
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May, 13 2010
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give me sweet kiss
Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
Father: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
kaha 2 thappad marti hai
kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha
Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D
you are my friend
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.
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Bas khush Anything for you.
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
tring yaad dilane aaya hoon
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tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon...
apke sms nhe aa rahe!
sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->
1st Sardar:
1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO
ST__PID
B__DH__
BEWAK__F
__LL__
Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U
Ufone
Its all about U
Asif Zardari ne
Asif Zardari ne
Islamabad men
Nawaz Sharef k
Sath MilKr
Coca Cola pi
Or Nawaz Sharif
ne Kaha K Judge
Kab Bahal Hongy?
To Zardari ne Kaha
BRRRRRRRRRRR!!
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.
I''m Goin To USA
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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne
White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.
Vasool Karna Hai
Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.
Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.
Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him
And Became Crazy About Him.
Guess Why?
THE AXE EFFECT
A promising young man
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
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