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100 Rupay Ka note mila
100 Rupay Ka note mila
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
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''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
GOLDEN WoRDS
GOLDEN WoRDS
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2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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kdi na wi lya kr maama
Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
teacher batao wo ko
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :
Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :
1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...
2. ....
(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.
Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.
Utna Forward Kr Dia)
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->
Quitters Never Win
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->
Scratch & Win
Scratch & Win ..
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||||han
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Pathan ...
Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->
"BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?
StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.
Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.
Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki B
''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.''
''Upcomng Horor Movies!
''Upcomng Horor Movies!
1.EXAM KA KHAUF
2.TADAPTA STUDENT
3.SHAITANI BOOKS
4.SADMA RESULT KA
5.NEEND KI MAUT
6.PYASI EXAMINER
7.PASS HO NA HO''
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