A recently fired

A recently fired


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
  

May, 26 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     2888 views       Funny

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Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

Tmam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tbiat zyada khrab hoto doctor sy ruju karen.
1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?

Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"
Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"

~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~


After
T u e s d a y .......



Week Itself Says .......



W T F ....... =P ;->
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9


A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Why Is The Mind Of A Woman Cleaner Than A Man''s?










Because She Keeps Changing It All The Time.
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,

1...hath me cell hoga.
.
2...angotha key pe hoga.
.
3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
.
4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,


Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,

Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,

Suna He Buhat KANJOOS Ho TUM,


Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do....;->