Jise hum dekh kar jeetay Thay,

Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

wah wah wah

Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

Nasir

Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,

khan bahi...->

Naisir

May, 19 2010 185 chars (2 sms) 2057 views Funny

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Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

Main naha rha hon

Tum naha rhe ho

Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...

U R My Best Frnd.

U R My Best Frnd.

Bharosa Nahi?

Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge

Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.

Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!

''A man had his credit card stolen.

''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''

Sharabi eyes donate

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya . counter clark asked : kuch kehna chathay ho ??

Sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!

Lovers sitting in a park,

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p

Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge Qadam aaj K Baad

Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge
Qadam aaj K Baad

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Kyoun-K Keechar Buhat Ho jata hai...
Barsaat k Baad..

SANIA MIRZA Details:

SANIA MIRZA Details:

Age: 19

Sex: Female

Weight: 56 Kg

Height: 165 Cm

Colour: Normal

Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.

Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")

''Jab Jab humein

''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Flowers die, Stories end,

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Chicken ready?

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

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Jise hum dekh kar jeetay Thay,

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