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Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai
Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
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May, 22 2010
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Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,
ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate
Is lia main sochta hon,
k
tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,
Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,
Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
''Neem k 4 patte lo
''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
Agr teen Din TK
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)
*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
Breakup Tips :
Breakup Tips :
How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??
Simple
Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:
I LOVE U TOO
Aaj Wo AZEEM Din
Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
Din
Ha
Jab
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Se
50
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"NASWAR"
DAY....
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge
Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge
Qayamat K Din Jab Aap Ka Mobile Check Kia Jaye Ga
Tou Sab Se Ziada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->
What Will U Call
What Will U Call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???
A-Crow-t
Faraz In Arabic;
Faraz In Arabic;
Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8
This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,
Zindgi main sab ko hasana,
Dushman ko b galay lagana,
Phir b koi ghum day to,
Maray ko phone lagana,
THOK DEIN GAY saalay ko''
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