Man , Mistri G ,

Man , Mistri G ,
Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai

Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
  

May, 22 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2212 views       Funny

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Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
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Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?







Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->


Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!
Height of Stupidity


Q: Why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????


coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been alive!!


ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of














My Photos

Sily Grl. . ;-)
Krazy About Me. :-D
I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
why u feel lonely n cant see anyone arround u
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and d world seems 2 b DARK,
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everything seems FAR,
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com wid Me hold my hand n I''ll take u
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to An
EYE SPECIALIST..............
Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.
Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.


I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....









Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...
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