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Man , Mistri G ,
Man , Mistri G ,
Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai
Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
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May, 22 2010
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Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
A goOd wife
A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
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she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz
5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
Open ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Stretch ur body,
Take da breath out n say its to early and sleep again:-)
RUKHSTI k time
RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi
Or usy uski BV ne boht mara
Ringtone lgi thi
"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly
Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"
truth g o d
~ Truth ~
G o D
m A d E
m A n ...
M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...
M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->
Tumhain Kia Pata Gum Kia Hai
Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai
Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai
Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai
Tum Ne Tou Hamesha
Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....
It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..
It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..
Ap KAbhi Bh¡ kAr nAhi sAktE..
HimAt hy t0 kAr kE DikhA0..
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MErE # pE 100 kA LoAd... ;->
In akhon se sapne churaya na karo
In akhon se sapne churaya na karo
Hamari DOSTi ko azmaya na karo
Tumhare aik sms k badle 100 calls kar doon
Par shart ye hy k tum fone uthaya na karo.
Muskarana lrki ki ada hai
Kon kehta hai larki hansi to phansi?.
Musrana to har larki ki ada hai
jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai
''Aap ko bohat bohat
''Aap ko bohat bohat
*EID MUBARAK*
heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''
Who is a diplomat????
Who is a diplomat????
A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day
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later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,
Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,
mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,
coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,
SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.
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