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Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai
Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
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Milli Naghma
Milli Naghma
Hm Sutti Qaum Hain
Koi Kutti Qaum Hain
Hm Sb Ki Ha Pehchan
Hm Sb Hain
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan
Hm Sb Hain
''Be_Imaan !!''
The boss came
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',
Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,
Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha
Ek Bueaty Parlor K
Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..
"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:
Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,
Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??
Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo
Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga
Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
Which Department
Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing
A hUnt3r shoOts
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????
sOchO sOchO...
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AreY jAn|X
tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS
william nargis
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye
Magar
us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
''Larka: tumhari Zulfon
''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....
larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''
Some newspapers
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
Women Are Confusing
Women Are Confusing
Before Marriage They Expect A Man
After Marriage They Suspect A Man
Afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,
JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,
JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,
TAB!!
MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!
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