Man , Mistri G ,

Man , Mistri G ,
Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai

Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
  

May, 22 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2429 views       Funny

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Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..



but



But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy Next

To Me Lite A Cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle
Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .
































1 Phir Kabhi JÄN¡X . . ;->
Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Be
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
.
.
.
that’s Hope..!!!
Wife: What is so interesting in me?




Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground...Same way U r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
Khuda kare k ye saal apko raas aajaye.
Jesay aap chahey
wo aap k paas aajaye.
aap sara saal kanwara na rahey.
aap ka rishta lay kar aap ki saas aajaye.
Want To Improve Your Relationship . . . ? ? ?

...


...


...

See Love As A Verb Rather Than As A Feeling . . . ! ! !
Some Funny
Signboards ...

@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"

In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"

@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"

@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-