Man , Mistri G ,

Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai

Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!

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What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???

What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???

When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees

And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....

Karate is a form of martial arts

Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...

What is the height of kind heartedness?

What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!

Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi

Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi

100 M Sy
90 Peple Is SMS Ko
Pura Prhy ßina Rpl Krngy

Snd It
2ur Frndz N Check
Hw Many Send
Jtne Paise Milenge Adhe Mere

Everybody Wants

Everybody Wants

Some 1 Special

Some 1 Nice

Some 1 Cute

Some 1 Smart

Some 1 Sweet

Some 1 Honest

Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->

Truck K Peeche . . .

Truck K Peeche . . .

1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.

Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.

shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!

Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!

80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!

phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo

peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge

WOH KYA HOTA HAI?

mian chota tha tab auto tha

Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen

baja horan nikal foran

dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->

2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY"

K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga

''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''

jab se sardi ki hui hai pehli baarish

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !

Ghajini me Aamir khan

Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?

Nahi pata..?

Aray bhai yehi,

K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)

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