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Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

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Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     365 chars (3 sms)     2195 views       Funny

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Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now

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Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
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Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
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It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"



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Than
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For The Simple Reason
That
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Witty Everyday
Than To Say
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Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??



Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...



Jab bhi Msg Karoon tumhari Delivery report aa jati hai .
What do you call a lawyer
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Your Honor:D.
Shair arz hai


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GHADA GAARI PE

wah wah

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE

IS LiYE USNE LAGADI PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI PE... ;->
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