Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental




Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
  

May, 19 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2516 views       Funny

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Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...

Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”


N o t h i n g
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T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe



FARAZ!!


Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''
The brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working when you get up in the morning,

and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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.
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CHICKEN ROLL.
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

jab sidhu laughter challenge main

hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-

bas kar mere BAAP
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“