Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental




Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
  

May, 19 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2875 views       Funny

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Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

















Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->
Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?






B''coz





Jab Dil Hii Toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->
Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .


Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker



Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->
Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....










JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)
Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,
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This is nOT msg endigz...
Neechay 2 Line mazeed khali hy mere dost...
Who Is A Doctor???


He Is That Person

Who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person With His ''Bills...
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
* H A P P Y * * *
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kia talash kr

rahy ho! Sirf

happy ( khush )

raho :)
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,


Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .