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May, 19 2010
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Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
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Arz kia hai,
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bikari : 50 paise de
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
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Tipz To Beat Da Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)
Aankhon he Aankon ne,
Aankhon he Aankon ne,
Aankhon he Ankhon se,
Aankhon he Ankhon main,
Kaha..
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sunny-
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ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"
bunny--phir kya hua??
sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"
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Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.
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Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"
Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
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K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
Piaas Lage To Pani
Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena " pApPu" . . .
Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . ;->
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
Daata darbaar chalo gay?
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?
Driver: jee haan
Nargis: kya lo gay?
Driver: paisay
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