Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental




Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
  

May, 19 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2997 views       Funny

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Mathematics And Women R D 2

Most Complicated Things In Dis World.

But,

Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have
" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHALLAH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

Believe me it works!! :)
Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .








Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .










Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->


Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...


Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . . ? ? ?


























Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"



"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"



Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}
You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them






















You Are

My Friend ... ;->
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''