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Smile 2 old man means respect
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Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 a child means innocence
Smile 2 lover means love
Smiling in front of mobile means mental
Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
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Last Night. . . .
Last Night. . . .
I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''
&
When I Woke Up
The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->
Man Tries
Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
*2007* Dolha jahaiz mein
*2007*
Dolha jahaiz mein Car, AC mangta tha.
*2008*
Dolhe ne jahaiz mein Aata, Gas Cylindr or Generator mang lia.
waqi..
farq tu para hai
GEO musharaf !
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Wo Hume Barbad Krte He
Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He
Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
piyarey or aziz dosto
Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..
ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!
Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
HA HA..... "LOVE"
Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting.....
A : u r Active
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
Define a true music lover?
Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.
''Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na
''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
LIBRA SUNAAR''
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