Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental




Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
  

May, 19 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3277 views       Funny

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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
Musharraf Ne Qaum Se Khitab Kerte Huye Kaha K Pakistan Mey Buhat Jald Gurbat Khatam Honay Wali Hai........ Aur Koi Gareeb Nahi Rahe Ga....



















Sach Hi TaU Kaha Hai.....


Kyunki Sarey Garib Tau Mar Jaye Ge....



GEO MUSHARRAF.................
Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..























Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D
Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?

Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?

Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

aur


aur

Aur tumhara koi faida nahee
Pir Sahib went to a prostitute for sex.
after having fun the prostitute asked: " pir sahib paise ?"
Pir sahib replied " pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa "
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?

Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
K B C
Amitab:In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar:Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s