dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?

Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?

Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha

May, 05 2010 120 chars (1 sms) 3361 views Funny

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dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?

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