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Bcoz No Huggies Pampers Available In Elephent Size. .
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Doc: tum
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
Famous saying-
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
A Sardar asked his friend:
A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
Once an Ant
Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?
Guess why ??
Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)
''suno, Mehsoos karo,
''suno,
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ik ik boond
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh
kar keh rahi hai
"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''
Pathan 2ble sawari ja
Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
kameeni msg padhne wala
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho
2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.
Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?
Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!
Shaadi ke pehle
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi
Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy
FarQ Tou Para Hai
Jeenay Do Musharaf
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