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TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K
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TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K
TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K
TU JH SY KRTA HUN
MULAQAAT SMITNY K
LEYE!
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TUJH SY MIL TA HUN TO KUCH OR BIKHER SA JATA HUN?
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May, 19 2010
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Old phrase:
Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
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New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu
Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
in HOSPITAL
in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
A Boy went to meet his GF.
A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:
Kaha gay thay??
Boy: UssE milne....
Mom: Kislie???
Boy: Han bohat KISS lie:p
mery dimagh main kia chal raha hai
Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?
Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,
Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay
Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .
Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->
''Ashik ban gaya,Mat karo waar,
''Ashik ban gaya,Mat karo waar,
Bura nahee ye pyaar,Bura hai intezaar.
Letter diyaa to, Thappad mat maro yaar,
Bura nahee ye ikraar,Bura hai inkaar.
Sharaabee bana to,Mat dalo ilzaam,
Bura nahee ye jaam,Bura hai anjaam.''
Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam
Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam
msg parhne walo ko
mera salam
Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo
Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai
Itni Chahat Se Kuch Aur Nahi Dekha
Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ker Humain
Muddat Hui In Aankhon Ne Koi BEGAIRAT Nahi Dekha ;->
Teacher to Sardar:f
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
Wife Running After
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
1 of the most entert
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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