TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K

TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K
TU JH SY KRTA HUN
MULAQAAT SMITNY K
LEYE!

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TUJH SY MIL TA HUN TO KUCH OR BIKHER SA JATA HUN?
  

May, 19 2010     205 chars (2 sms)     2423 views       Funny

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Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
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Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''
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A train station is where train stops.
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Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere
saath the, abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?
Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai


Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.

Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin
Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho



Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!





Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen




Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!




I LOVE U



"TAPAL CHAYE"


Hamara Mutaaliba
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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->
ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se