TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K

TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K
TU JH SY KRTA HUN
MULAQAAT SMITNY K
LEYE!

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TUJH SY MIL TA HUN TO KUCH OR BIKHER SA JATA HUN?
  

May, 19 2010     205 chars (2 sms)     2492 views       Funny

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Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??



i dont think its a tough one



well the answer is




Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )
agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,






Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota


The most rommantic country of the world..?



guess!




O yes! pakistan u know y?




har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?

He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"
I mess u...
i mes yo....
i mmisss yooo..
i mis yuo.......
Maybe i didn learn
how to write it....
but u taught me
how to feel it.......
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?







Dont Know






Ok





I Tell U . . .






Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->
Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Ab SLÄÑTY khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai...!
1 love me
2 hate me
3 miss me
4 need me
5 adore me
6 like me
7 feel me
8 wana hug me
9 wana kiss me
10 wanna kill me
send ur best 3 answers
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->