Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)