143 means?

143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
  

May, 18 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2081 views       Funny

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( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM



Daro Mat



Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!







Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->

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''Maiauon''
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Pull the pin and throw it back :)
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)