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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
  

May, 18 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2353 views       Funny

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''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

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Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->
''''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''
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