Q: Which is Higher "A Mountain"

Q: Which is Higher
"A Mountain"
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"No Mountain" . . . . ????
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A: "No Mountain"
coz "No Mountain" is higher than Mt. Everest . . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2992 views Funny

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''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?

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kafi hai ya or likhon?''

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Baccha Apni Ammi Ko Bager Mekup K Dekh Kar Chillaya ..
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Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein.
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Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?

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Broom Service

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Q: Which is Higher "A Mountain"

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