Q: Which is Higher "A Mountain"

Q: Which is Higher "A Mountain"
Q: Which is Higher
"A Mountain"
or
"No Mountain" . . . . ????
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A: "No Mountain"
coz "No Mountain" is higher than Mt. Everest . . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2762 views       Funny

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S-Weet
M-orning
S-tarts now..
"GOOd Morning"

keep smiling.
Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de



sab yaad ho gaya????






Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja! :p
New rules of life for 2008
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
How Pakistani
Professors speak
english:


1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here
1 love me
2 hate me
3 miss me
4 need me
5 adore me
6 like me
7 feel me
8 wana hug me
9 wana kiss me
10 wanna kill me
send ur best 3 answers
Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->