Q: Which is Higher "A Mountain"

Q: Which is Higher "A Mountain"
Q: Which is Higher
"A Mountain"
or
"No Mountain" . . . . ????
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A: "No Mountain"
coz "No Mountain" is higher than Mt. Everest . . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2648 views       Funny

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" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
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Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,

Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)
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The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present


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Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...
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FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR

THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
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''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person With His ''Bills...
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Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


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DOSTI ? ;->