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Q: Which is Higher "A Mountain"
Q: Which is Higher
"A Mountain"
or
"No Mountain" . . . . ????
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A: "No Mountain"
coz "No Mountain" is higher than Mt. Everest . . . . ;->
  
May, 19 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2395 views       Funny

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