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May, 26 2010
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Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful
Monkey ... ;->
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
Itz tHE DaY of cakes
Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..
snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B''day!
Kon Kambakt Marne
Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai
Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad
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Susu Aata He
mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga .
Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,
B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?
pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->
Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,
Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,
Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm Say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To
Lady : So, you want
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don''t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
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SMS
Shaam
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Din me
SMS
Raat me
SMS
Ghar me
SMS
Office me
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??
S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Wah Wah!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
akshay kumars wife not a big star
Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?
bcoz
Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,
aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,
Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.
JEENAY DO MUSHARAF
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