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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.
Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
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1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka
Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy
2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr
Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti
AMIL:tum ko mazar pr manat manni pray gi
PTHAN:Bohat manat mani kuch na hua
AMIL:tum kis mazar pr gae thay
PTHAN:QUAID-e-AZAM .
PTCL waly
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.
Police:Kon hai wo ?
Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,
Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''
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Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
wah wah
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
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Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA
DETE
HAIN...!!!
Gand MArte Nahi
CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
paper mei is liye me
Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...
Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->
Baap: Itne kum marks..??
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,
JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,
MunqAtA krdi jAygi
ShukriyA
Meri aankhon ko
Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,
Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi,
Kya ye such much pyar hai,
Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
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