pathan and guest

pathan and guest
Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
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Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)
  

Apr, 10 2011     139 chars (1 sms)     2251 views       Funny

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B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)













B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
Prpose Karny ka
aik dam Jhakkas
Style....



"Kya Ghoor Ghoor k Dekhti hey...Maar Dale Gi Kya...??
Dil Dena hai to de de.. Rakh k Achaar dale Gi Kya...?
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai
@@@ DUAA @@@

Tuje aisi bemari lage,

Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,

Darjan bhar hon bachey tere,

Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...