Indian Airlines slogan

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.

May, 20 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 3291 views Funny

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aby yaar jaldi tv lagao

aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.

kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)

Rule of boys:

Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

I Looked

I

Looked

4

U

Up

Down

Left

Right

Here

There

Everywhere

just

2

sprAy

MORTEIN.... ;->

Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Batao

Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy

23rd march a

23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)

chaahey gilaa kero ,

chaahey gilaa kero ,

chaahey shikwaa kero ,

mobile ka mtlab ha k ,

:: SmS Kia keroo ::

"sms boy

''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num

''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num

Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?

(\./)
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// //,''

~Todays FACT~

~Todays FACT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

A Woman Gets

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

Meri jis se hui

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)

(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)

(peshawar TV)
=P ;)

can u read it fast

can u read fast in english !

MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.

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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.

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