Indian Airlines slogan

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.

May, 20 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 3446 views Funny

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khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A

Man Bring

His Wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker

It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->

Sardar got into

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

kon kambakt marne k

Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai

Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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Susu Aata He

''Logon Se Pange B Honge,

''Logon Se Pange B Honge,
Ghar Men Dange B Honge,
Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To..
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Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge,
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2 Ganje, or baki Nange hongay''

The owner of the

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!

Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.

itni btamiz aurat maine zindagi

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->

Principal: Y R U LATE?

Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE

Warning . . . ! ! !

Warning . . . ! ! !

It''s A VIRUS

When U Turn Turn Your PHONE Off

It Won''t Work . . . ;->

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