Indian Airlines slogan

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.

May, 20 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 2928 views Funny

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CHAND per Apka naam l

CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai

Being Single Is So

Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm

Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "

Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy

~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->

Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->

Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?

Simple
Janix

Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->

Ek Kanjoos Aadmi

Ek Kanjoos Aadmi Subha Utha Tou Usne Dekha k Us Ki B.v Mar Gayi Hai
Wo Bhagta Hua Kitchen Me Gaya Jahan Uski Beti Naashta Bana Rahi Thi
Aadmi Ne Usay Gale Laga Ker Rote Huey Kaha
''''Beti Aaj Ek Aadmi Ka Naashta Kam Banana'''' . . . ;->

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

Nurse-congrats:

Nurse-congrats: Aapke jurwa bete hue hain.....
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha...
Nurse- Kyon?
Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA

students are very bright

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

khush naseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

Lover Gives Love

Lover Gives Love

Father Gives Protection

Mother Gives Life

But A Real Frnd Gives

Nice Girls Cell #''s

Dat is frndship

Now It''s A Gud Chance

Prove Ur Frndship ;->

U look sweet when

U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..

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