Indian Airlines slogan

Indian Airlines slogan
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
  

May, 20 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2292 views       Funny

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Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :

Don''t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .

She May B Your GrandMother . . . ;-> . . . :p
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
''Tusi boht great ho........

Rusgulay di plate ho......

coce di krate ho........

ande da aamlate ho.......\''
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?



Kitna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"