maa mujhe bhai chahiye

maa mujhe bhai chahiye


Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain..
  

May, 05 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2269 views       Funny

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This msg is specially typed to inform,

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4 MoSaM

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koN koNsE

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