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Hight Of Hasrut

Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

















"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
  

May, 06 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2221 views       Funny

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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???


I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but




















My lips cant touch my cheeks
Near or far wherever U are,
My best wishes are with U,
Aap jiyo hazaro saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish heart se!

“Happy Birthday”
Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,

“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy

"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)
In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???




nahi maloom???



thora orr damagh laraoo




no??



abhi be nahi?




ok let me tell u k kaise aya...




''''''GHALTI SE''''''...