HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

May, 22 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 3202 views Funny

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Q:Paki Girl Ziada

Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai

Phone na kia karu DEAR

Phone na kia karu DEAR
Mama hoti hain NEAR
Papa se lagta hai FEAR
Baat nahi hoti CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote hain EAR
IS liye SMS karu DEAR
No FEAR n everything CLEAR

Wh8''s the difference

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->

Before Marriage. .

Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->

aisa hai dostana ham

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

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khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain.

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi?

Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)

"~"loVe"~"

"~"loVe"~"

Starts Frm Eyes,

Grows With Gifts,

Ends With Tears

But 2day

''''loVe"

Starts Frm Mobiles,

Grows Wd Balance Share,

Ends Wd
Number Buzy;)

Yar apki Eik Photo Chahiye,

Yar apki Eik Photo
Chahiye,

Kitab Per Lagani Hai,

Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,

" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".

I Wana Dedicate

I
Wana
Dedicate
U
A
Song.
Sirf
Or
Sirf
Apke
Liye

Only
4
My
LOVE

"Karan Main
Nazaara
Jadon Teri
Taswir Da!
Painda Ae
Pulaikha
Meno
KHUSRAY BASHIR
Da"

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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

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