HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
  

May, 22 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     3088 views       Funny

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