Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng
U Can Do Wid Ur Lips.
Ofcourse U Know The First
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Dont Think Wierd, Stupid..
Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut ;->
U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
