HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

May, 22 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 3342 views Funny

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A man who surrenders

A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,

Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe

aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

william innocent nargis

Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.

Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.

''We''ve known each

''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''

Father: Why did you

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->

Doctor to sardar

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Apka Hansana Qayamat

Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka chlna Qayamat
Apka Sona qayamat
Apka uthna qayamat

Mujhe tu pehle hi shak tha ap qayamat ki nishaniyoon main se ek ho

Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum

Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum

Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum

52 jokoron wali taash ho tum

per phir bhi jo b ho yaar

dost bohat jhakaas ho tum

tip of the day

~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...

Just
"T H I N K"

Something
"S T U P I D"

And Then

Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D

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