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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
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May, 22 2010
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''Wada KAro
''Wada KAro
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To?
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Pura karo
Or kisi KI Laaat Baaan Kbhi Na Toro
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SuFI BAAP Ki TARHA''
Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nah
Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer JaoGe Aise Roz lga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan Khate Kyun Nahi :p
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?
maa se ho to ibadat
baap se ho to muqqaddas
bhai se ho to aqeedat
behen se ho to farz
aur
b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........
Teacher
Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?
student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?
then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.
teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?
student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->
Read Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.
1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,
BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->
So Don''t Jealous.
us ne ye keh kar fri
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,
Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,
Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
Dis song is 4 U
Dis song is 4 U
Tum to tahere pardesi,
sath kya nibhoge,
subhah pehli
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subhah pehli
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subhah pehli
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subhah pehli
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lagta hai CD Kharab hai,
kisi aur din sunaunga
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "
wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."
Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,
Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe
aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!
''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye
''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he
Sardar BOLA
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''
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