HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
  

May, 22 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     3507 views       Funny

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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows
''Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother

Then

Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.


Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
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