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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
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What wud u call
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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HASINA !
wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?
wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?
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think
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Pastry ;):)
one five
Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "
Sardar enters
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
A SciEntiFic Question:
A SciEntiFic Question:
Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law
Evrey bad boy Cntinues to do taram taari unless
a thapar or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovly lady
commandar safegaurd
Message Of Da Day
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!
Ho sakta hai us nay...
Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
hazraat eik zarori e
HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .
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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->
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BEWAQOOF kahin kA
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April Fool ko msg DhoomdhtA hAy.
They Say
They Say
One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy
Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends
If They Seem Normal ,
You Are This One .... ;->
translate into engli
Translate into english.
"wo meri nawasi hai".
Pathan:
"She is my
Eighty Nine".
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