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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
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May, 22 2010
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how ayesha got married to shoaib on phone
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Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul
And They Got Married. :-)
if you love someone
If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell
B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...
wo kyon sazaa bhugte
Your network tariff has changed!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!
Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP
Kar Ke Soti Hain
Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.
What Is The Moral Of Movie
What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?
Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .
Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,
yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
TeAcHeR:
TeAcHeR:
bAtAo sAaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn
StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM
TeAcHeR:
koN koNsE
StUdEnT
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExAmS
4.HaNgAmAy
Subah sM
Subah sMs
sham sMs
din me sMs
rat me sMs
ghar me sMs
office me sMs
college me sMs
aakhir kya hai ye sMs
S-Sub
M-Milkar
S-Socho...............;->
Mohabat Itni Karu K Farq Na rahe
Mohabat Itni Karu K Farq Na rahe
Intezar itna karu k Waqt na rahe
Bahrosa itna karu k Shak na rahe
Aur
aur
aur
Miss Itna karu k Dooooori na rahe :) :)
btao meri bhens kahan ha
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha
Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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