HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

May, 22 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2654 views Funny

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When a Man holds

When a Man holds a Woman''s hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After Marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->

Q. What''s the difference

Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!

Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye

Aik BaaR Do BaaR

Aik BaaR

Do BaaR

TeeN BaaR

ChaaR BaaR

BaaR BaaR

HaR BaaR

YaHi

AaS ReHti Hay.

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SMS

Kb BejHo gAy.

If I had a spy camera...

If I had a spy camera...

i''ll snap ur evry moment...

evry smile...

evry memory...

n keep...

in my...

kitchen to scare the rats...

When I Go Wrong I Need

When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

Ufone ka new package.

Ufone ka new package.

"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr

us sa cheen lejiay"

Ufone
TM HI TO HO...

Once upon a time

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Shaadi Me Dulha

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

kyun duaein maang

kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian bhaiyon ?

Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->

pathan pe bijli ka taar gir gaya

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

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Usay Yaad Aaya

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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

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