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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
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Woh kon hai ?
Woh kon hai ?
jo ,,
Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??
Peachano Kon?
Socho ??
Aray socho na ??
Tauba
Soch to sahi
ay loo
aray Budhu
" POPCORN"
there is no velvet s
There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.
nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon
1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.
Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Dost: Kyun khan sahab?
Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
Love is magic
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
Shaadi K Baad ... !
Shaadi K Baad ... !
Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"
Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"
Aur
Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny
"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->
Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.
Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
''Ghalib farmaty hain
''Ghalib farmaty hain
Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''TERE NAAM'' Dekh Lo.''
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
"Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy
Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .
Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?
How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?
By LAUGHING. . .
How. . . ? ? ?
B''coz
''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->
Sirf Pet K Dard Pe
Sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu,
Qabz Ka Aalam To Abhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->
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