HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

May, 22 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 3558 views Funny

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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

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