HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
  

May, 22 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2926 views       Funny

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Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p


~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->
Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"


Q ???












Umpire Beimaan Tha ???



No ...

















Socho...





















Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho

Din Tera , Raat meri Ho

Hasi Teri , Udasi Meri Ho

Or Jab Maut ay to Dost

Kabar Teri ,

Fawad Kumzurf


Ohello

Teri Ho Meri q Ho? :)
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level
Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
"~"loVe"~"

Starts Frm Eyes,

Grows With Gifts,

Ends With Tears

But 2day

''''loVe"

Starts Frm Mobiles,

Grows Wd Balance Share,

Ends Wd
Number Buzy;)
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey
ye Adalat

dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ Parhnay walay ko
$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main
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“KANJOOS” Qarar deti Hay.!
PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA......
SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI.....
PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)