Janix yEh Sms Naya

Janix yEh Sms Naya
Aaya HaI
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KAISA LAGA..........;->

May, 19 2010 147 chars (1 sms) 2883 views Funny

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Bazar wali nazuk si

office wali naram naram

mohalay wali patli si

hotel wali Chikni chikni

ghar wali garma garam

wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?

Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.

Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka

Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->

An unmarried girl''s request

An unmarried girl''s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye

"Kahan hein ap?
Kab ain gey?
Apni ami ko jaldi bhejein.
Mene or nahi parhna.":-(
plz fwd!:-P

Aam ZindAgi-

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.

"EINSTIEN"

"EINSTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he''s da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUS person on earth.
But he failed & came out angrily & asked

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YAR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->

daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)

electricity ameen all is well

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9 0 3
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On every tick of clock,
may GOD giv u
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Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"

Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye

Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
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Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
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Tou

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Tou

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<))>
JL

ToU MaIn Kia Karun

:Khud BhugTo".. ;->

aik pathan dosry se

Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra

"Demag" Yar..... :->

Is dress ka kya price hai

Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)

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Janix yEh Sms Naya

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