Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?




Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,



Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi



ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
  

May, 19 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     3559 views       Funny

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Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.
Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.


Log Chillaye

Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.
Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
Ab padh kr delete karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha
Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?

Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~


"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho


Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->
A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?













Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".