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Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?
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Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?
Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,
Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi
ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
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May, 19 2010
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Wese to es ko "DAJAL"
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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
Anarkali in akbar''s
Anarkali in akbar''s
darbar:
Paad dia to darna kia jb pad dia to darna kai,
pad dia koi tatti nai ki
chup chup k badboo
soonghna kia,
jab paad dia.->
Man : How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Idiots
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..
Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..
To
to
to
to
Samajh lena k
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.
k
.
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.
.
.
K
K
K
Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.
What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?
1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)
1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
1 baat tou btao
1 Baat Tou Btao ?
Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna
Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga
Dekho
Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn
Sach Sach Btana
LIGHT HY ;->
Pathan In Crore-Pati
Pathan In Crore-Pati
Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??
Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola
Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
what is pure and si
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?
1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)
1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
on this special day
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
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