Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,

Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi

ye Aapka vehem hai..->?

May, 19 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 2847 views Funny

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Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

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