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Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)
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May, 24 2010
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Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .
Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Count many star on the screen
Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * .
...Are Mamu subah ho gayi.. ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
Aaj tum nein kaha tha
Aaj tum nein kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dimagh boht chal raha hai!
to yaar jaldi sey chautha(4th) gear lagana mein nein ghar jaldi jana hai
height of foolishness
height of foolishness
A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.
And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?
Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.
Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.
Kaisey?
Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil
to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey
"Haseen O Jamil"
Aankh Garmi se.
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
Wife husband say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
A Sardar looking at
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi
Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke
Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->
Woh kya hai k jiss
Woh kya hai k jiss k liye tum kuch b kar saktey ho?
Mujhe pata hai! bataooon
"Easy Load"
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai Zamane Ki,
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,
Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,
SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,
Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>
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