Q) If Draupati will be

Q) If Draupati will be
Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)
  

May, 24 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2336 views       Funny

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Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
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Everyone must attend it.
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Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta
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A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
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Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

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