Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)
''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''
Happy World's Nice Persons Day! . . Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain. . Maine Aapko Kar Diya. . . . Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon
If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that the sky looks good without
moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
