Q) If Draupati will be

Q) If Draupati will be
Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)
  

May, 24 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2865 views       Funny

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