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Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
Hapy BAPU day.
Hapy BAPU day.
Boly to QUAID DAY.
Kia mast insan tha.
Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.
We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"
Friends Are like
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Considering his achievements
Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
Masha Allah
Masha Allah
Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n
Ya Allah
Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...
padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he
To Jiyo bindas...
:D
''What is the difference
''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
Zindagi me kuch chizein apka sath kbhi nhi chorengi..!
Zindagi me kuch chizein
apka sath kbhi nhi
chorengi..!
1.Waqt
2.Dil ki dharkan
3.parchai
4.Naseeb
5.Yadain
6.Gham
Or
Or
INSHAALLAH
7,HUM.->
Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
n0w bush replies 2
N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..
HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,
BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .
TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
School and College Difference
Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..
But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)
Tiger Kills Goat
Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?
Hippo Said:
Coz
''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->
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