Teacher:what is

Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!

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whenever you feel sa

Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..

Coz

Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->

U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

What Do U Call

What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?

Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->

Pehle mera apni girl friend se bat karna bht muskil tha,

Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,

Us k 11 bhai ha,

Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,

Lekin abkoi masla nai,

Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,

Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,

FARQ TO PARA HA

GEO MUSHARAF.->

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….

student

chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???

Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....

Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???

Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-

op 8 Reasons

op 8 Reasons
Why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...

1- I Hate 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My Sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->

khush khabri

Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->

boys r inteligent than girls!

Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)

jab tum aine ke paas

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "

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