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Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!
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give a person a fish
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
Dazz.. Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
Pthan
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.
Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?
Rail guzri to mr jao ge.
Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA
NEWS
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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->
mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?
Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se
Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
miss call thi
Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina
Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS
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I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special
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