Teacher:what is

Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!

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Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar

Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..

"MAAL GARI"

Evolution Of Man

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Rs 60/- per day

Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge.

Bache nahi

Q k

Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai

Bachon ki NAHI.

A Sardarji goes

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

mehsoos ho rahi hai fiza mein

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...

Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..

Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..

Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..

Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

cow:i give milk so i m the best

elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?

?

Say something its ur turn!

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

When Grandma Is Unable

When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

&

Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->

Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?

Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?

KArAchi UNiverSiTy..!

PunJab UniverSiTy..!

OXforD UniverSiTy..!

No.. :P

Aeroplane... ;->

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