Teacher:what is

Teacher:what is
Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!
  

May, 24 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     3567 views       Funny

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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY


Deposit IT In My Account ... (:


Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li


Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??


Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
This is "Top Secret"
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And
This is Bottom Secret ;->
Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga
Hönay Ko Tu
Kuch Bhi Hoga
Yahi
Sochna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
Agar
Kuch Hoga
Tu Theek
Hoga OR
Nahi Hoga
Tu Bhi Theek
Hoga
OR
Theek Nahi Hoga
Tu Kuch
Kaisay Theek
Ho Ga..?
Ab AAP Batao K Aagay Kia Hoga..?
Kisi Or
Ko
AAP
Bhi
Bhejo
Acha
Time Pass Hoga
Nai ho ga tu wo pagal ho ga.... ;->



Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
Keeklee Kaleer Di
Pent Mere Veer Di
Coat Mere Pai Da
Landay Ton Le Ayi Da
Fair Fit Karayi Da
Fair Onho Payi Da
Fittay Mo0nh MehnGayi Da.