Teacher:what is

Teacher:what is
Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!
  

May, 24 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     3733 views       Funny

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Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..

Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..

Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein..
Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?

Patient:patlay motion

Dr:kitne patlay?

Patient:Bohot paylay

Dr:phr b kitne?
Patient:
Pagal k bache
itne k tu us se kulli kar sakta hai!!!!!
A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.


Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_
Kal ma aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho_
Apki
"DOST¡" hmesha is dil mai rahegi...


Chahy ap mai
"INSANO "wali koi bat ho na ho... ;->
i was worried in dream
2nite
i saw
all the devils of the world have died,
can u give me only 1sms2 make me sure that
u r still alive .
Ek choti makkhi badi ghass kee makkhi ko kaise propose maregi ?



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socho...







Aye Grass-Hopper Mujhe Pyaar To Kar
Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can"t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!