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Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!
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May, 24 2010
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make for me a place
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
pathan on mobile
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:
Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye
.
Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
zara soocho ager m
zara soocho ager movies k name mein say dil hata ker
anda laga diya jaye to movies k name kaisey hoonge
Hum Anda DAY Chukey Sanam
hum aap k andey mein rehtey hain
anda hai tumhara
andey waley dulhaniya lay jayein gein
lock key
Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key
Kute Kamine
Kute
Kamine
Ullu K Patthe
Nalaik
Bewaqoof
Bandar
Bhalu
Gadhe
Badmash
Lofar
Lafangeor
Dhokebaz
Ye sAb Log MiL Kr B HumAri DosTi Nhi Tor Sakte :->
parho ge likho ge
parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
what is the diffrence b/w
what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../
aNd
fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->
sTuDeNt:MiSs
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?
TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki
StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL
Pee...peeeeeeep....
Pee...peeeeeeep....
Pe-PeeeeeeeP...
PeeeeeeeeeeeP..
Pe-Pe-PeeeeeeeeeeeeP...
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP....
Samne se hut jao... , SMS
aa raha hai mera..
Girlfriend & Police
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
.
.
socho !
.
.
socho !
.
.
Aur Socho !
.
.
Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p
U R My Best Frnd.
U R My Best Frnd.
Bharosa Nahi?
Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge
Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.
Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
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