Dentist : "Iam sorry

Dentist : "Iam sorry
Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->
  

May, 20 2010     283 chars (2 sms)     2202 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam

msg parhne walo ko
mera salam

Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo

Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->
Log Kehtay Thay K
Altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B
Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B Sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . /
She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?

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1=>NO MIND
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2=>No Business..:->
MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MAN : I DON''T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT...
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?





















Ans:

1 => No Mind



2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
Brking News:
sab se guzrashi hai k sab Apna inbox delet kardain
l----l---
l ''-.o
l /l\ FaRAZ
| JL ne

khud kushi ker li hai
''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,


Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.



At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?



Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,

Student:sir pyar wo hai jo
Aap apni beti se krtay hain,


Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ?



Student:sir jo mai ap ki beti se krta hon.>
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar ha..