Dentist : "Iam sorry

Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->

May, 20 2010 283 chars (2 sms) 2513 views Funny

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Height of secrecy.

Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

TOM CrUISE

TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?

Socho

Thora aur Socho

COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se

Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->

SomeOne.. MiSSES U..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

What''s the biggest

What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???

???/

??????

==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->

Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????

Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????

think!!!!!!!!!!!!

dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->

Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!

Oye Ye Dekho

Oye

Ye Dekho

Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
Aajao Cricket Ho Jaye.... ;->

pathan ke BV!!

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

dil mai app ankh

Dil mai app,

Ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi

"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->

Mumbai attacks kay baad

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo

Baray he afsos ki baat hy

Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ

"SMART"people day tha:-(

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Dentist : "Iam sorry

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