Dentist : "Iam sorry

Dentist : "Iam sorry
Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->
  

May, 20 2010     283 chars (2 sms)     2755 views       Funny

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Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.








Agar Tum Me Dum He To Aage Badho Aur Dekho Ke Kya He.
Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,



Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,

Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.


Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Shuru

ALLAH ke naam se

JO bara rehm wala ha




main pana mangta hun us shetan se

jo


jo


jo


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mera sms perh raha ha
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai...
Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?









Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...
True Quote. . .


A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A Woman. . .



&



A Woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .



Strange But True. . . ;->