''After the Announcement

''After the Announcement
''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''
  

May, 24 2010     517 chars (4 sms)     2952 views       Funny

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U still coming down? ? ?




Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
''KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO,
CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGeY 1 HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY 1 SHAIR HIRON PINY RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY PuCHA KEH AAP NY ESY KEYON MARA TO SHAIR BOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY''

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,

bas aik mobile he hai jo ap sedha pakartay hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko b olta pakrain aur ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-
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''''''O''""""""O"O''""
Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain,apki complain hai k aap apne Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte..
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete

Otherwise U r Finished .!!
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .

Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol

Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol

Aur

Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->
10 things i like about you :-

1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart

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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"