''After the Announcement

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

May, 24 2010 517 chars (4 sms) 2392 views Funny

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