reading from book of facts

reading from book of facts
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
  

May, 24 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2078 views       Funny

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Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?
Yash raj says : DHOOM



After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again

Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy
Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey
''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)
Saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa
382 K tehet
Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''MEMON'''' Karrar Deti Hai
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle
HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .

LeKiN..

UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA

"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
- interview -

Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
Before you
judge a person,

Walk a Mile in

His Shoes
.
.

After that,
.
.

Who cares?

He''s a Mile away & the shoes r urs!

Take them & Run;-)
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool