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i m a pepco share holder
i m a pepco share holder
2 Men jumping frm a terrace.
1st man :This is my 50th time.
I m a Guinness record holder...
2nd man:This is my 1st time.
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
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May, 05 2010
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bijli chali gai
jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai
jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai
jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai
majboor hoker socha
khudkushi ker loon
per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.
dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair
Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy
Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
din main sota hy ra
Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy
"Choukidaar"
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->
before the clock str
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity
to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
Boy:Aisa krte hain e
Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge
Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
Copy to clipboard''
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
SMS zara naya kia karo
Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo
Hum SMS k KING hy
Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
pathan & maulana
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.
PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,
Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
I Love U Yes I Love U
I Love U
Yes I Love U
Sach Main
Please Beleive Me Yaar
I Love U
Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn
''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->
Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
JAn|x...
Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->
Bv: Shadi se pehle
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
&
3rd floor:- shit i m banta
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