Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe

Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe
Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga


Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
  

May, 19 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2969 views       Funny

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