Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe

Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe
Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga


Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
  

May, 19 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     3102 views       Funny

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Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

























Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p
Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !


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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :-

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
Faraz In English Mood

A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...



Served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.


1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...