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Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe
Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe
Pathan:-
ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga
Raste main usko 50 Rs mile
Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH
itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
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Tere Pass Kia Hai...?
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Plz pass this SMS to all
Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.
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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
Hamy a.K.a Efie a.K.a FebZ
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A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman
As Long As
He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->
[Oscar Wilde]
1 day god tested me
1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)
Pathan BhaI sE kisi
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi
"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->
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Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?
Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
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You''re not a kid anymore.
Happy Coming of Age.
Happy 13th Birthday.
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
God has given Eyes:
God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
The SMS Of The Year 2009
The SMS Of The Year 2009:
Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.
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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
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bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
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