Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe

Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga

Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey

May, 19 2010 193 chars (2 sms) 3548 views Funny

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Bomb Rakh Diya.

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Tum Na Mile To Tumhari

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After Putting Us

After Putting Us In Fire
Of Love And You Are
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Nai Samajh Aai
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''Director to actress:

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Actress: phir mujhe

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Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
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Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,

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A Touching Love Story

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A Boy n A Girl luv
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Karan Johar is producing a new film

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Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe

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