Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
  

May, 14 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     3035 views       Funny

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Vegetable msg...

MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy

Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.

Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.

k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
Aaj ki khas khas khabroon main khusamdeed.Aj ki taza khaber:Good morning and have a nice day.Aur ab tafseel:Aaj bhi sms ki baarish jaari rahe gi,call anay ka b imkan hai aur mis cals k badal b any ki tawaqa hai.Aaj poray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahain gay.Shukria.



Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai


Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:











"AvOiD gIrLs,SaVe PeTroL"
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai

Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
Girl: Janu Ki Tussi Mere Waastey Asmaan Tuun Chan
Tod K Leya Sakdey O ... ???

Boy : Haan Main Chan Lain Jawan Tey Tuu Pichoo''n
Nawa Chan Charhaya HoWay ... ;->
Zindagi me kuch chizein
apka sath kbhi nhi
chorengi..!


1.Waqt

2.Dil ki dharkan

3.parchai

4.Naseeb

5.Yadain

6.Gham






Or




Or


INSHAALLAH






7,HUM.->

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!


The remaining abnormals are called


DOCTORS..!
A paindo man was died..
.
.

GOD say him!

Main teno janat dey saaa..

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.

Paindo bola,
.
.
.
.

Na jee Na
.
.
.
.

Main Te HONDA He Lay Saaa... ;->
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I''m only a cartoonist!