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Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:
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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->
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Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,
Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana,
Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana,
phir bhi koi gham de to,
9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
Do u belive in BHOOT
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
Dheeru bhai from heaven
Dheeru bhai from heaven
"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".
Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"
Writing kharaab hai
Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?
Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?
Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
Teacher :Tomorrow
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,
karnay ko tu kar call tujhay
magar.......
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay
Socho Kyun?
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Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-''
''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k
''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
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samane mangta hai ??
Guess
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guess !
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Bihkari k samne
" Maaf karo Baba"''
ONE DAY A MAN
ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES
Your girlfriend is:
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
ek jungle mein chuhay
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
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