in the absence of no

in the absence of no



In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano


''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.
  

May, 06 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2108 views       Funny

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Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.
Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts,
friends, and free animated ecards.
Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing


Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->

___@
___/_DON_\___
[_(@)______(@)



DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.


Kyon?


Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
100 gARM mitti..

100 gram Kankar.

25 garm k keeray makoray

5 gram Makree k jalay

Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
"Golden Words"



Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou



''LANAT HAI TUM PE''
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?


hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
Ek Pathan Doosre Pathan Se
''''Yaara Mujhe Tou Samajh Nahi Aata
K Log Mahina Mahina Kese Nah Nahate . . .?
Mujhe Toy 28wain Din Hi Kharish Shruu Ho Jati Hai . . . '''' ;->
This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday.
I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the number, address and
new email ID when i get is there.
Hope to see you there?sorry for short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the
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