Shaadi Me Dulha

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

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Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2443 views Funny

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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p

The Mark Of A True M.B.A Is That

The Mark Of A
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He Is Often Wrong

But

Seldom In Doubt ... ;->

aJ sE 10 sAaL

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Arz Kia Hai...

Arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me
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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
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Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi

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Purana Loha Becho

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Teen Dabbay Becho

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Plastic ki jootiyan beacho

Raddi Akhbar Becho

Aur
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to ladka bola.
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Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka

Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)

Boy:Darling

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Shaadi Me Dulha

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