Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
  

May, 20 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2520 views       Funny

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2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy

Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy


2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye''n


Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->
Hi

Agar Aap
Dunya Main
Kamyaabi Hasil
Krna Chahtey
Ho Tou

























Mehnat Karo

Button Dabane Se Kuch Nahi Hota … ;->
Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje
Wo . . . ? ? ?
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Wo Thori Der Baad Bhej Sakta Hai
Koi Tension Nahi Hai . . . ;->
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
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If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
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If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!


Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???

Plz Be Frank

Actually Someone Said To Me That

" I Look Like U "
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",

Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",

Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",

Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"

Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..