Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down