Q: If a devil catches

Q: If a devil catches
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
  

May, 22 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2576 views       Funny

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I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->


kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Definition of "WIFE"..............

"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
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SMS MEI KUCH NAHI LIKHA K AP KO PARHNA PRAREGA...;->
''OPEN WITH
LOVE
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KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,,


TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,,


WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE......


BAS WOHI


3 LAFAZ!!!!!!
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INSAN BAN JA !



Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...

The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''
What Will U Call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???












A-Crow-t
I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...

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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!
When u fall in Love no power on earth can keep u away 4m ur loved one,But only one power can keep u in ur senses,Guess what?"Abbay di juttian"
Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne Jealous Hogaye Hain..

''pAppu''
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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai... ;->