Q: If a devil catches

Q: If a devil catches
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
  

May, 22 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2788 views       Funny

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BREAKING NEWS

HukumAt ne AiLAan kiA hy 2009 - 2010 mE NAe ShAdi ShudA Jorey BijLi pedA kAreige.

Kiun k

Mulk mE BijLi ki kAmi hAi

BAcho ki nAhi . . :p ;->
ik admi nay kaha:is zindagi sy to mot achi hay
foran ik jin namoodar hua aor bola may nay ap ki rooh leni hay:
admi foran bola yar abi admi kya mazaq b nahi kar sakta
Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

Shopkeeper : Sir,

Ap Bivi K Liye Le Rahe Hein


Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!


Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main




Haseen Wadiyo’n Main




Dilkash Baagho’n Main




Aap Jesa













1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say











Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say


MEeeaAOOon;-)
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.

Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.
ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,




Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,

Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega



















"ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->

Pakistan In 2010 ...

Ek Shaks Chilaya

Aa Gai

Aa Gai

Light Aa Gai ...


Dusra Shaks Kandhe
Pe Haath Rakhty Huey
''''Aisa Kch B Nhi , Ye Bas
Tumhara Wehem Hy Bhai'''' ;->