Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..
''BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen CAR kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
BETA:Men CAR Sikhta Rha..
Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P
