hum india se buhat p

hum india se buhat p


Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
  

May, 06 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2268 views       Funny

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