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Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
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Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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a sweet demand by a kid
A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
attention its ve
Attention
It''s Very Important Msg
Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
Hi, Doing nothing?
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........
Bilkul bewaqoof ho tum, mobile naam show b ho raha hai aur tum maan ghaye,
kee banney gha tera
EK sharabi apni eyes
EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,
Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?
Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->
Mother''s Quote
Mother''s Quote
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
TUM Hi TUM HO"
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
Hansny Main
Rony Main
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Pany Main
Khony Main
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Pholon Ki Khushbu Main
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Chai K Hotel Main
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Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''
Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .
maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
true fact
T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t
Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant
And
This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->
What Is The Difference Between A Nicel
What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???
Need Nt To Think Hard
It’s Simple Yaar
A TYRE . . . ;->
somebody up there lo
Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!
Atleast once in a day,
Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!
Guess when?
Don''t know?
Its easy!
While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
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