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Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
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Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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tmhara baap tailor hy
Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,
Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy
Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi
Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-
packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Dost: wo Q?
Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
wo kya cheeze he jo
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?
Socho ?
Ans-SHANTI
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge
Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna
POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar
Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->
Two sardars are driving
Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?
Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Best Sms Of 1947
Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kabhi Toh Thode
Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
PATHAN
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
teri bahen se pyar karte he
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
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