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Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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techar bangali student se
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:
Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo
"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."
BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE
But,
A woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women
to change
IDEA(S)
WHAT AN IDEA
sam i have changed
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.
Ali : Good
So Does This One Work Better?
Father asked beti:
Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”
Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”
Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
larki namaz parh kr dua mang rahi thi
1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,
Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?
Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai
Maa: Kya?
Larki:
.
.
.
HumAyuN
apni biwi ko 100 ap
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai
Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
rAhE thE pHr b w0 hANs rHa
tHa frIsHtE nA wJa p0cHI to
usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa
Mai Mra hu yE sIr
MerA ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.
yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?
yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?
mAine Abhi cAl Ki tO pAthAn BolA '' weLcOme 2 PeshAwAr''
Ap Jis LArkAy kO cAl kAr rAhe he|n wO hAmArAy IstmAl mAin hAi
pLx Try lAter
Molvi
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
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Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.
Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.
Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.
Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.
Dhanyawad!
Father To Guy
Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?
Guy : Off Course !
Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->
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