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Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
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Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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Sardar was traveling in train
Sardar was traveling in train
A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up
Sardar complained to the Railway Officer
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
How Wud u Differentiate
How Wud u Differentiate
Between
Murgha & Murghi
Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ?
Simple Hai
Throw A Stone. . .
Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha
Aur
Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->
an economist is a
An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
Aaj Wo AZEEM Din
Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
Din
Ha
Jab
Aaj
Se
50
Karor
Saal
Pehlay
Aik
Aisi
Medicine
Eejad
Hui
Thi
Jis
Ki
Waja
Se
Aaj
Puri
Dunya
K
Pathan
Zinda
Hein
HAPPY
"NASWAR"
DAY....
Bandy Da Puttar Ban.
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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.
Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
Now Bush says: Ek ajab sa manzar n
Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,
Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,
Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,
Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana
Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani
Ab To Bas Kardo...
Ladko Ko Patana...
God Sends
God
Sends
Us
Meat,
The
Devil
Sends
Us
Cooks.
Proverb
Shoaib Akhtar Says
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K,,
Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
the office boy enters boss''s office
the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir
boss- how do u know??
well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.
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