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Which Kind Of Keys Cant Open A Door??





































































A Turkey, Donkey, Or A Monkey :)
  

May, 15 2010     210 chars (2 sms)     1959 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,
smart ,cute,
sweat,intelligent
good looking,
pyara......
nahi hai to kia hua

jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....''
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.

Friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?

Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi
Why Does Police Always

Reaches Late At The Crime?






Kyuki Haath Lambe Hai...


Pair Nahi..
Lagey raho...


Lagey raho...


main ney khawaab mein
daikha main Musharf
ki jagah sardar ban gaya
hoon,

tum par bhi koi paabandi
nahin jo marzi sapney
daikho.


After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
It''s MOONSOON
&
I''m Sure... U must Be Very Happy
U Must B Feelimg Like Goimg Out.. Drench.... Sing Songs ........... Splash Water & Find Sum 1 Special.....

RyTe..???


Isn''t It.....???




Every Frog Feels De Same.... ;->


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena
Khub surat pholon mai,

Haseen wadiyon mai,

Dil kash bagon mai,

Aap jesa
.
.
.
.
.
1 kira zaror hota hai..
so Sweet is ur SMILE???


so Sweet is ur STYLE???


so Sweet is ur VOICE???


so Sweet is ur EYE?????


see .......how Sweetly I LIE
Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.