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May, 15 2010
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Choosing Career
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
Arz Kia Hai.. Dil Ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..
Arz Kia Hai..
Dil Ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..
Wahh..
Uufff..
Ye Kiya Keh Dia Meine..
DilKo DilSe Rah Hoti Hei..
Gooli Maaro To Thaäa Hoti Hai....!!
"same as abovE"
Aik Memon ne apna ghar construct kia,
construction k baad uper wale part pe color kia,
r neeche wale part pe likh dia
"same as abovE"... ;->
SHALWAR bandhane k lye
Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???
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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?
Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?
B''coz
Jab Dil Hii Toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->
dekhene do apne cher
Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......
Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....
1 Chutki Naswaar
1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal
Pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar
Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->
Dunya ka sab se romentic mulk
Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda
Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai
Lekin
Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->
Call Me Now
Call Me Now , I Heard Some Major Gossip About You.
Shocked? Farward 2 your friends And see How Many Don''tRead The message Fully And Make Fools Good Day !!!
Zardari
Zardari :
Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…
Pathan:
Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.
Can U Tell Me The Answer Of
Can U Tell Me The Answer
Of
Sun + Lion + 1/4.......????
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Socho....!!!!
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Nahi Pata...???
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Ans:
Aftab Sher Pao........ ;->
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