Why are wives more

Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
  

May, 19 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     3232 views       Funny

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A boy goes to see a dance.

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Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
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Give Me Some
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Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.
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30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane
Wale Ho ... ;->
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua



U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge



U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom



U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na



U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon ;->