Why are wives more

Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
  

May, 19 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     4822 views       Funny

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He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->
''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?






Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!''
''1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.''
''kabi to hamari gali aao,,,
thora sa sharmao,,,,,,
aur muskrao,,
apni ankhon se zulfen uthao,,
hamary ghr ki bell bajao,,,
aur,,,
awaz lagao,,,
kachra de doooooooooooo,,,,''
Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...



warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
Sweet like honey,
Costly like money,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
a friend so nice,
guess WHO,



"ofcourse Me"
" Not U"
sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........