Why are wives more

Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
  

May, 19 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     3608 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.
(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
_/?_

Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
Din
Ha
Jab
Aaj
Se
50
Karor
Saal
Pehlay
Aik
Aisi
Medicine
Eejad
Hui
Thi
Jis
Ki
Waja
Se
Aaj
Puri
Dunya
K
Pathan
Zinda
Hein

HAPPY
"NASWAR"
DAY....
what brand of tea do people like the most!!!








Prei-tea!
Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo

AuGusT k maheney
mein

APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.............
@@@ DUAA @@@

Tuje aisi bemari lage,

Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,

Darjan bhar hon bachey tere,

Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya


"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya





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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"


Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...





Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA


But




Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .






Why. . . ?





Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->