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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money
or life...The wives want BOTH!!
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May, 19 2010
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a day will come
A Day Will Come . . .
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->
an economist is a
An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
Miss Callen Martay
Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,
Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega
Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu
"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.
Wats dhE diffrence
Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...
larka larki molvi k
Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"
Molvi ne nikah parha dia,
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?
Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"
Larke ne 100 rupe diye
Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya
Molvi ne dekha to bola:
Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.''
Agar manzil ko pana hai
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
Maine Kaha Dilruba
Maine Kaha Dilruba
Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa
Maine kaha Paise Nahi
Usne Kaha Kaise nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai
Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha
Q: “PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Ans:
PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
men think they are LEFT behind...
men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?
koi dost ho tou tum jesa
Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa
Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa
Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa
Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
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