Why are wives more

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!

May, 19 2010 115 chars (1 sms) 4183 views Funny

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A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.

Ek aadmi raat ko 3

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?
Baita:bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap:acha! aur baqi?
Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe
Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?
Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->

''bethay thay

''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz

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achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''

WOMAN: U Tell

WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->

1 Pakistani Dosray Se

1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..

zardari k ley bura w

Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->

every woman is wrong

V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)

CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION.

CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001 Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name.So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank you

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ

KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,

MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI

KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe

LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR

RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab

ApP Ko PaTa NaHe

ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCK-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

Dentist : "Iam sorry

Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->

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