Why are wives more

Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
  

May, 19 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     4762 views       Funny

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Hight of Friendship..

Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence


1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,









Aage karo





Thoda&aage





Dikhi







Nahi dikhi























"KAMENAY"






Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->
(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
taarif karun kya aapki???......
taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........
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saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!
to-taarif karun kya aapki???......
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.

Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.

Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)
Height of Adab
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ata hun
k kahin teacher ye na kahen
k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:D


A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,


K Hum So Gay To.











Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.
Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho









Press Down








Thora Aur Neeche












Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->
Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!
What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?






ANS : - TABU!!!!







Confused. . . ?








Why. . . ?













Ok I''l Tell U. . .






Because.

Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->