Why are wives more

Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
  

May, 19 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     3054 views       Funny

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''TANHAIYAAN
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Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?
Arz kiya hai......
Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun bas gayi....







jaise...






jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!
u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
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Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
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. Lo sigrit :-)

Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?


Stop!
Don''t Press down..!!






I Said Stop..!!


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Kambakhtoon ko jis baat se mana karo Vohi kartay hain..!!
Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho
in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da


aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko Bandar keh Dun

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uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"


Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!