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Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!
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May, 18 2010
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Thief with knife
Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
Customer : How much is that banana for?
Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
enter ur pin
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,
Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,
Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,
Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,
Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,
Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!
Wah,wah,wah,wah,
Ek Larka Dr Sy
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon
Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.
Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
Main naha rha hon
Tum naha rhe ho
Wo naha rhi hy
Ham sab naha rhe hyn
STUDENT:sir, ye
BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,
Jab Subha Jago tu
KALMA
Pahro,
Jab Pani Peene Lagu To
BISMILLAH
Pahro,
Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHAN ALLAH
pahro,
Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu
tu
tu
LAHOL WALA
Pahro :)
Masoom Dhamki:
Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi
bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga
What is the advantage for unmarried people
What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
Faraz In Arabic;
Faraz In Arabic;
Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,
Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,
COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
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Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga
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