Gandhigiri Ka

Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!

May, 18 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 3321 views Funny

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Wats dhE diffrence

Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
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Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

Husband: Dekho Mujhe

Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->

Q: Wat do you call

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour.............

Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi

Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
ALLAH Se Arz Karo..

Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain Akhis Kyo ??

Farishta : Main Hunay Gaya Te Hunay Aya !!!

A SHORT LOVE STORY :

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

SomeOne.. MiSSES U..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Runaway ur father is coming

Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D

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pathan 2 wazoo

1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....

sunny-

sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara,
ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"

bunny--phir kya hua??

sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"

dil laga k kaam kiya karo

(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
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Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->

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Gandhigiri Ka

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