Gandhigiri Ka

Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!

May, 18 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 3557 views Funny

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2012 is not the end of love

How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"

Ek khan zameen per l

Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<

balance sharing day

Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->

Girl: Kon Ho Tum?

Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
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Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?

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Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)

god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

Teacher To Pathan:

Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?

Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)

''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,''

FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"

FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"
HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
Characterless Actors:Chaudries
Dancers:Sherry Rehman
Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
Music by:MQM
Action by:jàil k sathi
Suspence by:AL-QAIDA
Financed by:Anti Pakistan group Producer:Asif Ali Zardari . . . ;->

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.

Kia haal hai? =P ;)

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

Teacher.

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

L . I . F . Ef

L . I . F . E

Is LiKe

BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...

BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...

UnTiLl ,

yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:

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Gandhigiri Ka

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