Gandhigiri Ka

Gandhigiri Ka
Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!
  

May, 18 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3663 views       Funny

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Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed


Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:


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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
Kon kehta hai larki hansi to phansi?.


Musrana to har larki ki ada hai

jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai
''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''


Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Par
Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel



Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->